Monday, February 24, 2014

“The Simplest Terms, the Most Convenient Definitions”


A couple of months ago I was having one of those rambling bar conversations – one that covers a lot of ground, follows no logical lines, and that you often don't remember the next day. In this particular conversation, though, one idea remained with me, and since I didn't feel like I responded to it eloquently then*, I decided to start this blog and articulate my thoughts here.

The idea that grew into a particularly persistent mind-worm was this - “Atheist” is the only word we use to define someone based entirely on what they are not. That religion/ faith can be such a narrowly defined, and often divisive aspect of our lives that we had to come up with a separate word to label people who don't fall into its (often) rigid parameters. We don't define someone's race/gender/nationality/job by the things they aren't, and if they exist outside of the limited number of boxes we have available we allow them to just use “other” or even “questioning”, mainly because at some point we realized the words we used describing people by what they aren't were offensive or dismissive.

What is perhaps more frustrating is that we still feel the need to sort people into a certain boxes based entirely on ideas so broad and nebulous that the greatest minds of recorded history have perpetually struggled with them. So why are we still trying to define people by these over-simplified terms? And what do we honestly learn about another person from this one word? Whatever word you use in this category matters infinitely less than how you actually behave in the word. Honestly, I don't care if you're a decent, thoughtful person because of your belief in God, or Buddha or an invisible anus**, or because of the moral code you've created on your own. As long as you live your life in a way that doesn't make things worse for anyone else, and that includes intelligence and kindness, then the dogma and creeds and behind the scenes beliefs don't really matter.

If you need someone to define themselves by what they don't believe/ are not just to make things easier for you, then maybe it's time to examine why you need those definitions. And if you're discounting people because they don't fit into this one aspect of life that you need so specifically defined then chances are you're missing out on some amazing people and the myriad ideas they bring with them.

Hopefully we're nearing a time when we can move past this desire to sort people by any one-word, box-on-a-form descriptor. None of these words can help you determine a person's worth, or their place in your life, or their value in society.

And if we're all honest, isn't it infinitely more interesting to surround yourself with people who don't define themselves narrowly in any aspect of their lives? The ones who bring new ideas, new perspectives, a completely different background and allow you to see worlds you previously couldn't imagine – those are the people I want around me, to have rambling conversations with in a bar, wherever life may lead us.




*Unfortunately I had lost about 50 I.Q. points due to close proximity to vodka and a person I find incredibly attractive. I'm sure I came off like a complete idiot.

** See Patton Oswalt's The Invisible Anus from his album Finest Hour. In fact, just listen to the whole album, he's hilarious.